'Free Birds' Tells Wrong Story, Inaccurately

ICTMN Staff
10/7/13

It's probably unreasonable to expect an animated children's movie about the First Thanksgiving to tell anything but the well-known sanitized version of the tale. All in all, it would be best to avoid the subject altogether, since the story of Indians and Pilgrims sitting down to a turkey dinner in 1621 sows seeds of basic disinformation that many people carry into adulthood. It simply didn't happen the way it's taught to children, and what did happen puts a smileyface on a long and shameful history of conquest and genocide.

The plot of Free Birds, coming to a theater near you November 1, finds an oppressed population traveling back in time to 1621 to change the course of history and save future generations. No, it's not Native Americans -- it's turkeys. The turkeys from the future band together with their ancestors and wage a Braveheart-style war on the Pilgrims. It's your standard anthropomorphic kid-flick wackiness, and if history has to be fudged to make it work then so be it.

(Remember when the third Ice Age movie put humans and woolly mammoths next to dinosaurs? That was fun.)

Only a stick-in-the-mud would object to time travel as a plot device. Putting modern people -- or birds, ok, we can dig that too -- into olden times can make for a great story. Time travel and talking birds aren't why the movie is massively flawed -- it's massively flawed because turkey might not even have been served at the First Thanksgiving. The centerpiece was venison, and any birds on the table were likely geese or ducks. Turkey probably didn't become the Thanksgiving dish until some 200 years later.

We haven't even mentioned Indians. There weren't any in the first trailer for the movie, and in the second they show up, briefly, in the final 20 seconds. One wears a large feather headdress and a bone breastplate, he has a partner and they're both riding horses. Wrong, wrong, and wrong.

The Natives who took part in the First Thanksgiving were Wampanoags. They didn't wear elaborate feather headdresses and they didn't ride horses. The Wampanoags shared a continent with the Cheyenne, Comanche and Lakota, but that doesn't make them interchangeable. Would it be ok to portray the Pilgrims as Italians? All white people from Europe are the same, after all. And then you could have these Pellegrini putting the turkeys in a pasta dish, which would allow you to rewrite the movie's puzzling tagline, "Hang On To Your Nuggets" (do people eat turkey nuggets?) as "Hang On To Your Meatballs."

Just a thought. Free Birds doesn't open for another three weeks, so perhaps there's time for some re-editing. Enjoy the trailer:

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Brian D. Gwinn's picture
Brian D. Gwinn
Submitted by Brian D. Gwinn on
Well, since the movie you compare it to, Braveheart, took liberties with historicity, it's little wonder this movie does too. I am reminded of this quote "If you grew up watching Hollywood Westerns, you grew up thinking all Indians lived in Monument Valley, lived in teepees, hunted only buffalo, wore feather head dresses and spoke pigeon English while making fly swatting motions with their hands." Apparently, the makers of this movie grew up watching Hollywood Westerns.

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Rhonda Jackson
Submitted by Rhonda Jackson on
Yes, it is very sad and quite embarrassing to know that generations have been taught falsehoods about their history. It is also very sad to realize that the population has chosen to believe it as truth. I have always tried to instill in the younger population that this holiday is based on a Fairytale, like other holidays that non Christians celebrate - Christmas (Santa), Easter (A magical Bunny), Valentines Day (a flying baby) and St. Patricks Day (a pot of gold guarded by a very short man). Not all of us are Christians, not all of us WANTED to be forced to become Christian. But, because the English would not (or could not) learn our language or culture, we were forced to learn theirs, and isn't it great that we Savages, were intelligent enough to learn another language and still preserve our own!

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Submitted by I'm just saying on
Come on lighten up! it's a CHILDRENS animated movie intended to humorously entertain kids during the Thanksgiving season; IT'S A MOVIE! It's not a documentary about the first thanksgiving. Seriously can anyone do anything in this country anymore without being criticized by someone somewhere? Does every movie ever made have to be a reflection of history to the "T" now to be "politically correct"?

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Submitted by Anonymous on
''Would it be ok to portray the Pilgrims as Italians? All white people from Europe are the same, after all. And then you could have these Pellegrini putting the turkeys in a pasta dish, which would allow you to rewrite the movie's puzzling tagline, "Hang On To Your Nuggets" (do people eat turkey nuggets?) as "Hang On To Your Meatballs." Don't you love when people say some things racist while being racist? Seriously fighting stereotyping with stereotyping doesn't help anything, it just make you look petty. All, do respond saying its a joke because that's probably exactly what the people who made this movie would say.
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