Little Lisa and titanic Tito were being offered by the Nashville Humane Associatioin as a two-for-one special—they're best buds who must be adopted together.

How Did I Miss That? Lucky Shelter Dogs; Clown Car Politics

Steve Russell

The April 30 New York Times reported on three days of Justice Department hearings on police violence in Albuquerque, New Mexico. In the accompanying photo, only one person attending was obviously white. “Yeah,” said my cousin Ray Sixkiller, “funny coincidence there.”

Early in the week, the Nashville Humane Association was offering a “2-4-1 adoption fee” on dogs they describe as “BFF’s & must be adopted together.” The problem? Lisa is an 8-pound Chihuahua and Tito is a 92-pound Doberman mix. Humans tend to prefer big dogs or little dogs, so one of each as a set is hard to place. We did not call to see if Lisa and Tito found a home, because the Nashville Humane Association deserves kudos either way.

In other shelter news, the Associated Press reported the James family of New Jersey lost their dog, Reckless, along with their home in Superstorm Sandy in 2012. After months of calling shelters, they finally considered Reckless to be another victim of Sandy. On May 1, 2014, the family went to a no-kill shelter run by the Monmouth County SPCA to adopt a new dog for Ally James’s tenth birthday. The first pen they approached contained Reckless, a terrier-pit bull mix who is now back with his family. Chuck James told the AP, “Thank God for no-kill shelters because every time they kill an animal, it’s somebody’s friend who might be lost.” Reckless has now been microchipped.

KLBJ in Austin reported that Jacob Lavoro was facing a state jail felony for selling magic brownies, but when the weight of the sugar and butter and flour was added, as the law allows, the weight took the felony up to possible life in prison. In the same county, a man recently got 20 years for murder. Cousin Ray noted, “Too much rich food can kill you.”

In the Texas Lieutenant Governor election, Republicans branded the Democratic nominee, Sen. Letitia Van de Putte, “Barrio Boopsie,” so people will be sure to notice she’s Hispanic. The Republican Primary to determine who will probably beat her has turned into a comical mudfest. Incumbent David Dewhurst ran an ad showing his opponent, Dan Patrick, wearing a coat and a tie but no shirt. The picture is flashed briefly while the voice over accused Patrick of everything but appearing shirtless at a swinging party.

The picture came from a fundraiser for children with disabilities where Patrick auctioned “the shirt off his back” to benefit the charity Be An Angel.

House Republicans have announced a select committee to re-re-re-investigate the death of Ambassador Chris Stevens (Chinook) and three others, in the continuing attempt to prove that the deaths were the result of an Al Qaeda plot originating in the Muslim-dominated White House and covered up by Hillary Clinton and Susan Rice, who undertook to cover up the plot by handing out America-hating CIA propaganda on the Sunday political talk shows.

Virginia Senator Tim Kaine was on Cinco de Mayo Morning Joe announcing he has joined the “Ready for Hillary” organization. Given 30 seconds to respond to “If she runs, what’s her message?” Kaine gave reasons why she’s best qualified. As Mika Brzezinski pointed out, that’s not a message. My Republican Cousin Ray said I was being too picky. “In the last two elections, we nominated the only candidate not in the clown car…but only after he proved he could fit inside. If we keep that up, the requirement for a Dem to win is a pulse.”

Jimmy Kimmel played tape of Hillary Clinton asked to name her “guilty pleasure.” When she pondered a long time, “Are there that many?” Clinton: “No, I’m just trying to think of some G-rated ones.” The camera cut to her husband, who was not smiling.

The New York Times reported that Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky is on cruise control in his race against Tea Party challenger Matt Bevin, and expecting to become Majority Leader in the coming elections because the people who would benefit from a rise in the minimum wage and have benefitted from Obamacare don’t vote in mid-term elections.

I cannot watch the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner without remembering when the POTUS had to deliver stand-up knowing that he had just sent Seal Team Six to knock on Mr. bin Laden’s door and he needed to get back to the situation room—but didn’t dare pull a no-show and let the world know something big was cooking. The gag that got the most reaction by my home meter was when Mr. Obama observed that some Republicans have been giving House Speaker John Boehner a harder time than they give him, “proving that orange really is the new black.”


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alexjacobs's picture
Submitted by alexjacobs on
ABQ activists took over CityCouncil mtg trying to arrest Police Chief, now Council wants more security paid for w peoples taxes...so blame the protesters and hide behind police they try to investigate & reform? The DOJ consent decree is "recommendations" not mandated reforms. In brand new shootings, the cop didnt turn on his lapel camera... and another 'suicide by cop' of mentally ill veteran. People are upset...its dirty downhome democracy in action...take it over...and more $million lawsuits against city by family of homeless man James Boyd.

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Michael Madrid
Submitted by Michael Madrid on
More mindless shenanigans from the country's conservatives'. They would be funny if they weren't serious. I've got a solution for the Albuquerque police - make them patrol the neighborhood they live in. Make them live in the neighborhood they're forced to patrol. They will be forced to think twice before pulling that trigger if their victim lived near them and everyone knows where THEY live.